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| | Category: | Face jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 10 | | | | Joke: | Why is your nose in the middle of your face?Because it is the scenter (centre). | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Face jokes  | | A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip. "When my husband first saw the Grand Canyon, his face dropped a mile," she said."Why, was he disappointed with the view?""No, he fell over the edge."... more
| | 2. | Category: Face jokes | | Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. Its so thick that if you tell her a joke, five minutes after shes stopped laughing her face is still smiling!... more
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| | 7. | Category: Face jokes | | Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle?Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.... more
| | 8. | Category: Face jokes | | Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. "Whats that for?" she asked. "To make me beautiful," came the reply. Louise then watched in silence as she wiped her face clean. "Doesnt work, does it?" was her comment.... more
| | 9. | Category: Face jokes | | Fred: Youve got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, its roamin all over your face.... more
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