| 1. | Category: Face jokes  | | Boy: Youve got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? its green and wrinkly.... more
| | 2. | Category: Face jokes | | Witch: Doctor, I cant help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well theres nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the people with ugly faces dont like them being pulled.... more
| | 3. | Category: Face jokes | | What is the hottest part of a mans face?His sideburns.... more
| | 4. | Category: Face jokes | | Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. "if I ever stop hating girls," said one to the other, "I think Ill stop hating her first."... more
| | 5. | Category: Face jokes | | A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip. "When my husband first saw the Grand Canyon, his face dropped a mile," she said."Why, was he disappointed with the view?""No, he fell over the edge."... more
| | 6. | Category: Face jokes | | Why is your nose in the middle of your face?Because it is the scenter (centre).... more
| | 7. | Category: Face jokes | | Wife to Husband: Ill have you know Ive got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, youre wearing it out.... more
| | 8. | Category: Face jokes | | "Mommy, all the kids at school say Im a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."... more
| | 9. | Category: Face jokes | | What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.... more
| | 10. | Category: Face jokes | | Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard.... more
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