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| My teachers got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.... more | |
| 2. | Category: Face jokes |
| Why is your face all scratched ?My girlfriend said it with flowers.How romantic.Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !... more | |
| 3. | Category: Face jokes |
| Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. "Whats that for?" she asked. "To make me beautiful," came the reply. Louise then watched in silence as she wiped her face clean. "Doesnt work, does it?" was her comment.... more | |
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| Witch: Doctor, I cant help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well theres nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the people with ugly faces dont like them being pulled.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Face jokes |
| Why is your nose in the middle of your face?Because it is the scenter (centre).... more | |
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| Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast.Henry: If youre so smart, what did I have?Counselor: Eggs.Henry: Wrong. I had eggs yesterday!... more | |
| 7. | Category: Face jokes |
| Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle?Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.... more | |
| 8. | Category: Face jokes |
| Boy: Youve got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? its green and wrinkly.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Face jokes |
| Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rolls straight up again?... more | |
| 10. | Category: Face jokes |
| How did your mom know you hadnt washed your face?I forgot to wet the soap.... more |
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