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| | Category: | Face jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 18 | | | | Joke: | Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Dont worry, I dont expect anyone will notice. | | | |
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