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| | Category: | Face jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 18 | | | | Joke: | Wife to Husband: Ill have you know Ive got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, youre wearing it out. | | | |
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