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| Fred: Youve got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, its roamin all over your face.... more | |
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| What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.... more | |
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| Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try. So the boy went up into the tower and ran straight into the bell, face-first. The bell tolled loud and clear. The shoc... more | |
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| Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. Its so thick that if you tell her a joke, five minutes after shes stopped laughing her face is still smiling!... more | |
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| Boy: Youve got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? its green and wrinkly.... more | |
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| My teachers got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.... more | |
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| What is grey and hairy and lives on a mans face? A mousetache.... more | |
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| Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.... more | |
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| "Mommy, all the kids at school say Im a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."... more | |
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| Wife to Husband: Ill have you know Ive got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, youre wearing it out.... more |
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