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| | Category: | Face jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 20 | | | | Joke: | Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. "if I ever stop hating girls," said one to the other, "I think Ill stop hating her first." | | | |
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