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| How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...... more | |
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| Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?"Pupil:"I dont know, nobody I know owns one !"... more | |
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| What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?Cold ones !... more | |
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| Whats big and grey and wears a mask ?The elephantom of the opera !... more | |
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| Why did the gum cross the road?Because it was under the elephants foot.... more | |
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| When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?When its a baby elephant !... more | |
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| How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?Take all the matches out first !... more | |
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| Whats grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ?Cinderelephant !... more | |
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| It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession. The Ants star... more | |
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| Whats grey but turns red ?An embarrassed elephant !... more |
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