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| Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.... more | |
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| What do elephants do in the evenings ?Watch elevision !... more | |
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| How do you raise a baby elephant ?With a fork lift truck !... more | |
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| How does an elephant get out of a small car ?The same way that he got in !... more | |
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| How does an elephant get down from a tree ?He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !... more | |
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| An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl up on the elephant -- first his legs and then up all over his body. When the elephant started feeling all the little ant... more | |
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| What do you call the rabbit up the elephants sweater ?Terrified !... more | |
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| What is an elephants favourite film ?Elephantasia... more | |
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| What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?Its ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !... more | |
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| Whats yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?An elephant disguised as a banana !... more |
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