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| Why do elephants eat raw food ?Because they dont know how to cook !... more | |
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| Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?Elephanta Claus !... more | |
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| Why did the elephant cross the road ?Because the chicken was having a day off !... more | |
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| An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl up on the elephant -- first his legs and then up all over his body. When the elephant started feeling all the little ant... more | |
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| Why do the elephants have short tails ?Because they cant remember long stories !... more | |
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| How do you know that peanuts are fattening ?Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?... more | |
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| What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ?Here come the elephants... more | |
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| Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!... more | |
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| How does an elephant get down from a tree ?He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !... more | |
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| What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !... more |
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