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| What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti.... more | |
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| How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...... more | |
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| Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?Because they couldnt hold their trunks up !... more | |
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| How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?You get very lumpy ice cream !... more | |
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| What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?Big holes all over Australia !... more | |
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| Whats grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ?Cinderelephant !... more | |
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| What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?Its ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !... more | |
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| How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?Take away its credit cards !... more | |
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| Were going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at kindergarten, Do you want to join in?Id love to,replied the teacher. What do you want me to do?You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !... more | |
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| Why do the elephants have short tails ?Because they cant remember long stories !... more |
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