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| Teacher: "Name six wild animals"Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"... more | |
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?You cant make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !... more | |
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| Whats grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?A jet propelled elephant !... more | |
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| Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !... more | |
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| What pill would you give to an elephant that cant sleep ?Trunkquilizers !... more | |
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| Were going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at kindergarten, Do you want to join in?Id love to,replied the teacher. What do you want me to do?You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !... more | |
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| Why do elephants live in the jungle?Because its out of the high rent district.... more | |
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| Whats as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?An elephants shadow !... more | |
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| Why do elephants jump across rivers?So they wont step on the fish.... more | |
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?A gooseberry is green !... more |
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