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| Why do elephants have trunks ?Because theyve no pockets to put things in !... more | |
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| Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.... more | |
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| How does an elephant get out of a small car ?The same way that he got in !... more | |
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| Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !... more | |
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a banana ?Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?... more | |
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| Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?"Pupil:"You dont have to find them, theyre too big to lose !"... more | |
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| Whats grey and goes round and round ?An elephant in a washing machine !... more | |
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| What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?Anything you want as he cant hear you !... more | |
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| What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?A snail, because it carries its house, an elephant just carries its trunk !... more | |
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| Why do the elephants have short tails ?Because they cant remember long stories !... more |
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