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| Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!... more | |
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| Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car?A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!... more | |
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| What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?A sheep.... more | |
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| Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!... more | |
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| Why do elephants jump across rivers?So they wont step on the fish.... more | |
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| What do elephants sing at christmas ?Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...... more | |
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| What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?A snail, because it carries its house, an elephant just carries its trunk !... more | |
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| Why dont elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?Because of all the cheetahs !... more | |
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| What do you call an elephant that flies ?A jumbo jet !... more | |
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| A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help""Yes I do", said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot !"... more |
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