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| What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?Six weeks old !... more | |
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| Whats grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?A jet propelled elephant !... more | |
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| What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldnt pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"... more | |
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| Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?Because they couldnt hold their trunks up !... more | |
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| What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?Cold ones !... more | |
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| Whats as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?An elephants shadow !... more | |
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| Why do elephants live in the jungle?Because its out of the high rent district.... more | |
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| Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.... more | |
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| What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?Russell !... more | |
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| Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !... more |
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