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| Why do elephants live in the jungle?Because its out of the high rent district.... more | |
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| Teacher: "Name six wild animals"Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"... more | |
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| Whats grey and lights up ?An electric elephant !... more | |
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| Why did the elephant cross the road ?Because the chicken was having a day off !... more | |
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| Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !... more | |
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| What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?Raining elephants !... more | |
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| What is an elephants favourite film ?Elephantasia... more | |
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| Whats the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ?One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !... more | |
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| How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...... more | |
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| How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?Take away its credit cards !... more |
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