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| Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?"Pupil:"I dont know, nobody I know owns one !"... more | |
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| Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?Because they couldnt hold their trunks up !... more | |
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| Why do elephants live in the jungle?Because its out of the high rent district.... more | |
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| Whats grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?A get wellephant !... more | |
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?You cant make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !... more | |
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| Why do elephants have trunks ?Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !... more | |
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| What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?Big holes all over Australia !... more | |
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| Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!... more | |
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| How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?Take all the matches out first !... more | |
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| Why did the elephant eat the candle ?For light refreshment !... more |
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