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| Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?So that he can sneak up on mice !... more | |
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| What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?Annette !... more | |
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| Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?Elephanta Claus !... more | |
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| Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.... more | |
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| How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?Take all the matches out first !... more | |
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| What do you call the rabbit up the elephants sweater ?Terrified !... more | |
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| A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help""Yes I do", said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot !"... more | |
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| How does an elephant get down from a tree ?He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !... more | |
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| How does an elephant get out of a small car ?The same way that he got in !... more | |
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| What animals were last to leave the ark ?The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !... more |
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