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| Whats as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?An elephants shadow !... more | |
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| Why did the gum cross the road?Because it was under the elephants foot.... more | |
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| Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?Elephanta Claus !... more | |
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| What do you call an elephant that cant do sums ?Dumbo !... more | |
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| Were going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at kindergarten, Do you want to join in?Id love to,replied the teacher. What do you want me to do?You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !... more | |
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| What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?Russell !... more | |
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| What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?Cold ones !... more | |
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| What do you do with old cannon balls ?Give them to elephants to use as marbles !... more | |
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| Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !... more | |
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| Whats the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?On television !... more |
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