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| What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldnt pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"... more | |
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| Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?If they squirted it through their tails, itd be very difficult to aim.... more | |
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| What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ?An elephant in a lift !... more | |
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| What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?Big holes all over Australia !... more | |
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| Whats the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ?One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !... more | |
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| What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !... more | |
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| Whats grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?A jet propelled elephant !... more | |
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| Q: What is the pink stuff between elephants toes?A: Slow clowns.... more | |
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| How does an elephant get down from a tree ?He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !... more | |
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| Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!... more |
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