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| Whats big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?The Loch Ness Elephant !... more | |
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| How do you fit five elephants into a car ?Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !... more | |
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| Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?"Pupil:"I dont know, nobody I know owns one !"... more | |
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| A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help""Yes I do", said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot !"... more | |
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| What do you call the rabbit up the elephants sweater ?Terrified !... more | |
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| What do you call an elephant that cant do sums ?Dumbo !... more | |
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| Q: What is the pink stuff between elephants toes?A: Slow clowns.... more | |
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| What do elephants sing at christmas ?Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...... more | |
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| How does an elephant get out of a small car ?The same way that he got in !... more | |
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| How do you hire an elephant ?Stand it on four bricks !... more |
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