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| A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help""Yes I do", said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot !"... more | |
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| What pill would you give to an elephant that cant sleep ?Trunkquilizers !... more | |
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?A gooseberry is green !... more | |
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| What do you call an elephant that flies ?A jumbo jet !... more | |
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| Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, Ive to write an essay on an elephant."?Bert:"Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.."... more | |
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| How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...... more | |
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| Whats big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?The Loch Ness Elephant !... more | |
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| What do you call an elephant that cant do sums ?Dumbo !... more | |
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| How do you know that peanuts are fattening ?Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?... more | |
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| Why do elephants do well in school ?Because they have a lot of grey matter !... more |
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