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| Why did the gum cross the road?Because it was under the elephants foot.... more | |
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| What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?Six weeks old !... more | |
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| What is an elephants favourite film ?Elephantasia... more | |
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| Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!... more | |
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| Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?Because the elephant isnt chicken !... more | |
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| What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?Annette !... more | |
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| Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !... more | |
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| Were going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at kindergarten, Do you want to join in?Id love to,replied the teacher. What do you want me to do?You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !... more | |
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| Whats big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?The Loch Ness Elephant !... more | |
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| What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ?Nothing, it just let out a little wine !... more |
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