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| Why did the elephant cross the road ?Because the chicken was having a day off !... more | |
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| How to elephants talk to each other ?By elephone !... more | |
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| Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?"Pupil:"I dont know, nobody I know owns one !"... more | |
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| Who lost a herd of elephants ?Big bo peep !... more | |
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| Whats grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesnt get wet ?An elephant with an umbrella !... more | |
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| How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?Take away its credit cards !... more | |
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| Whats big, grey and flies straight up ?An elecopter !... more | |
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| Why dont elephants like martinis?Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?... more | |
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?You cant make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !... more | |
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| Whats grey but turns red ?An embarrassed elephant !... more |
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