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| Whats the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?One is a weak one and the other one week !... more | |
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| What pill would you give to an elephant that cant sleep ?Trunkquilizers !... more | |
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| Whats blue and has big ears ?An elephant at the North Pole !... more | |
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| What is an elephants favourite film ?Elephantasia... more | |
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| Whats grey but turns red ?An embarrassed elephant !... more | |
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| What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?Get a tame one and annoy it !... more | |
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| How do you fit five elephants into a car ?Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !... more | |
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| Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?Because theyre easier to get at the ballpark.... more | |
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| Why do elephants have trunks ?Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !... more | |
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| Teacher: "Name six wild animals"Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"... more |
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