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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?One rarely bites and the other barely writes !... more | |
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| Why did the gum cross the road?Because it was under the elephants foot.... more | |
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| Why do elephants have trunks ?Because theyve no pockets to put things in !... more | |
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| What is an elephants favourite film ?Elephantasia... more | |
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| What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?Annette !... more | |
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| What do you give an elephant with big feet ?Plenty of room !... more | |
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| What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?Six weeks old !... more | |
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| Whats the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?One is a weak one and the other one week !... more | |
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| Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?"Pupil:"You dont have to find them, theyre too big to lose !"... more | |
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| Why dont elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?Because of all the cheetahs !... more |
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