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| Whats big and grey and protects you from the rain ?An umbrellaphant !... more | |
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| Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield right of way.... more | |
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| Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?Elephanta Claus !... more | |
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| Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!... more | |
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| My elephants got no trunk ?How does it smell ?Terrible !... more | |
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| How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.... more | |
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| What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?A snail, because it carries its house, an elephant just carries its trunk !... more | |
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| How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?You get very lumpy ice cream !... more | |
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| What do you find in an elephants graveyard ?Elephantoms !... more | |
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| Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?Because they couldnt hold their trunks up !... more |
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