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| Whats grey but turns red ?An embarrassed elephant !... more | |
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| What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?A snail, because it carries its house, an elephant just carries its trunk !... more | |
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?One rarely bites and the other barely writes !... more | |
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| How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?You get very lumpy ice cream !... more | |
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| Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !... more | |
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| What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?Its ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !... more | |
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| How do you know that peanuts are fattening ?Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?... more | |
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| Why did the elephant eat the candle ?For light refreshment !... more | |
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| How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?Try picking them up !... more | |
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| Whats big, grey and flies straight up ?An elecopter !... more |
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