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| What pill would you give to an elephant that cant sleep ?Trunkquilizers !... more | |
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| Who lost a herd of elephants ?Big bo peep !... more | |
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| Why do elephants have trunks ?Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !... more | |
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| What do elephants say as a compliment ?You look elephantastic !... more | |
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| How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?Take away its credit cards !... more | |
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| How does an elephant get out of a small car ?The same way that he got in !... more | |
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| How do you know that peanuts are fattening ?Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?... more | |
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| What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !... more | |
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| What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?A sheep.... more | |
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| A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help""Yes I do", said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot !"... more |
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