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| Whats big and grey and wears a mask ?The elephantom of the opera !... more | |
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| Whats grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?A jet propelled elephant !... more | |
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| Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !... more | |
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| Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.... more | |
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| How does an elephant get out of a small car ?The same way that he got in !... more | |
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| Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?"Pupil:"I dont know, nobody I know owns one !"... more | |
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| Whats big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?The Loch Ness Elephant !... more | |
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| Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?So that he can sneak up on mice !... more | |
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| How do you raise a baby elephant ?With a fork lift truck !... more | |
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| What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?Out of the way !... more |
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