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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a banana ?Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?... more | |
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| Whats grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?A jet propelled elephant !... more | |
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| Why did the elephant cross the road ?Because the chicken was having a day off !... more | |
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| Whats the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ?One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !... more | |
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| What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ?An elephant in a lift !... more | |
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| What do elephants say as a compliment ?You look elephantastic !... more | |
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| Whats the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?One is a weak one and the other one week !... more | |
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| Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?Because they couldnt hold their trunks up !... more | |
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| Why do elephants have trunks ?Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !... more | |
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?You cant make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !... more |
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