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| Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!... more | |
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?One rarely bites and the other barely writes !... more | |
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| What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?Get a tame one and annoy it !... more | |
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| Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !... more | |
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| What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?Big holes all over Australia !... more | |
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| What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?This is the end of me !... more | |
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| Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?To stop getting wet !... more | |
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| What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up its sweater ?Warren !... more | |
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| What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?Anything you want as he cant hear you !... more | |
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| What do you do with old cannon balls ?Give them to elephants to use as marbles !... more |
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