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Category:	Easter jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy wont give you a bruise." Boy 2: "It will if its your big brothers candy!"

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