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| How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?Put him in your back yard.... more | |
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| What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ?Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!... more | |
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| Why did the dogs owner think his dog was a great mathematician?When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing.... more | |
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| What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?A computer with a lot of bites !... more | |
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| When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what should you do?Take the words right out of his mouth.... more | |
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| What do you call a happy Lassie ?A jolly collie !... more | |
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| Which dog eats with its tail?All dogs keep their tails on when eating.... more | |
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| A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer." A short time... more | |
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| Why is a dog like a baseball player?He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.... more | |
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| A man was very proud of his guard dog, he would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the world his house was guarded. One day a woman knocked at his door. "Is that your big dog outside?" Wondering how she had got past him he said "Yes... more |
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