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Category:	Dog jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Views:	51

Joke:	A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another shopper walked up to it and started talking. Didnt I see you on a TV commercial? How am I supposed to know what you watch on TV?

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