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| | Category: | Doctor and nurse jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 26 | | | | Joke: | A nurse had to take a patient back to her room after surgery. Woman was still feeling the effects of the anesthetic and was rather confused. After nurse had made her comfortable, she was confronted with four of woman friends who asked, "How is she?" The nurse replied, "Oh, shes quite dopey." One of the friends said, "We know that, but how is she healthwise?" | | | |
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