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| | Category: | Doctor and nurse jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 30 | | | | Joke: | 1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off. | | | |
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