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| | Category: | Doctor and nurse jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 31 | | | | Joke: | A coffin was being moved when it fell off a wagon, and started down the hill. One of the morticians started chasing it. As it rolled past the hospital, the mortician yelled to one of the nurse practitioners walking by, "Doc, quick, give me something to stop this coffin." | | | |
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