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| Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then youll have a bad headache.... more
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| A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?" and the man replies, "No, just spots."... more
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| Jack: "My brother was sick and went to the doctor."John: "Is he feeling better now?"Jack: "No, he has a broken arm."John: "How did he break it?"Jack: "Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happened, to follow... more
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| Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me?You have a broken finger!... more
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| 5. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor I think Im a dog.How long have you felt like this?Ever since I was a puppy!... more
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| 6. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just have a nursing assistant do it.As much as the doctor orders.... more
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| The Doctor was puzzled "Im very sorry but I cant diagnose your trouble, Mahoney. I think it must be drink. ""Dont worry about it Dr. Kelley, Ill come back when youre sober."... more
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| 8. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: "Im afraid were going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you.""Well, if its just because of them, Id rather pay for them if... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.Thats baaaaaaaaaad!... more
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| A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands."Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when... more
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