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| | Category: | Doctor and nurse jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 26 | | | | Joke: | "Why are you so excited?", the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized."But doc, this is my first operation.""Really? Its mine too, and I am not excited at all." | | | |
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