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| | Category: | Doctor and nurse jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 40 | | | | Joke: | A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup. The doctor asks him "How are you feeling?" The man replies "Not BAAAAD!" | | | |
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