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| | Category: | Movie and TV jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 20 | | | | Joke: | Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I couldve done that." | | | |
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