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| | Category: | Movie and TV jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 21 | | | | Joke: | How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when hes done, everyone says that his last light bulb was much better. | | | |
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