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| | Category: | Doctor and nurse jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 23 | | | | Joke: | A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now!Nurse: What is it?Doctor: Its a big building with a lot of doctors, but thats not important now! | | | |
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