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| | Category: | Movie and TV jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 21 | | | | Joke: | A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. "Howd the meeting go?" asks the first guy."It went great," says his buddy. "Tarentino will write and direct for six million, Mel Gibson will star for eight, and we can bring in the whole picture for under fifty million.""Fabulous," says the guy by the pool."Theres just one catch," his partner warns."Whats the catch?""We have to put up ten thousand in cash". | | | |
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