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| | Category: | Doctor and nurse jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 30 | | | | Joke: | A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds."Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?""No," replied one of the doctors. "Were doing a heart transplant for an income-tax inspector and want to find a suitable stone." | | | |
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