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| | Category: | Doctor and nurse jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 48 | | | | Joke: | A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands."Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?""I dont see why not," replies the doctor."Thats funny," says the man. "I wasnt able to play it before." | | | |
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