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| | Category: | Doctor and nurse jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 50 | | | | Joke: | "Doctor, are you sure Im suffering from pneumonia? Ive heared once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus.""Dont worry, it wont happen to me. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia." | | | |
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