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| | Category: | Doctor and nurse jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 27 | | | | Joke: | A man walks into a doctors office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear."Whats the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.The doctor replies, "Youre not eating properly." | | | |
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