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| Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.Thats baaaaaaaaaad!... more | |
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| Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam. Youre too tents.... more | |
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| Doctor, Doctor Im boiling up!Just simmer down!... more | |
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| Doctor: "Good news you passed your hearing test!"Patient: "HUH"... more | |
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| There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left? Nine!... more | |
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| Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.Dont worry its just a chain reaction!... more | |
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| A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a... more | |
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| Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell?It took her two weeks to realize that she wasnt at work anymore!... more | |
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| Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: Sell!... more | |
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| An old fellow came into the hospital truly on deaths door due to an infected gallbladder. The surgeon who removed the gallbladder was adamant that his patients be up and walking in the hall the day after surgery, to help prevent blood clots... more |
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